Oscar Meyered

I wish I could "say it ain't so", but I can't. Since I'm still auditioning new partners I agreed to a skins game with Ron M ( aka The Social Director) and Dean Two Stokes (aka DTS). It was really a bad idea since I was Oscar Meyered (primarily by the Social Director). However it wasn't a total bust. DTS provided some real comic relief on #8 tee. After teeing it up he hit a low screamer that ripped the white tee marker out of the ground, the ball careened through the walking opening and came to rest so he could have reasonable shot to the green. His second shot came up short of the putting surface and he proceeded to take several more shots to get up and down. The best part was when he asked, with a straight face, if he had won the hole. Since this was one of the few holes where he only gets 1 stoke we told him he was a bit short. Unfortunately The Social Director was having one of those rare out of body experiences and couldn't do much wrong all day.

The rest of the day must have been cursed since the Buckeyes couldn't find their game either. Notre Dame also came a bit short and "the School up North" played the proverbial blind school and found someone they could score on. I'm sure the Browns and the Lions won't fare much better. But at least the weather was decent and we were pretty comfortable overall.
There were several carts with full covers and I noticed the Pro Shop is now stocking them along with Heaters to keep you toasty. Looks kike a bit of a warm spell coming next week and maybe no rain.