The Lost Post

The blog post that didn't post last week must have disappeared into a black hole.  I can't find any record of it anywhere.  So I'm to summarize what was in it.

Last Wednesday (I think) the phone rang and was answered by the Nurse.  I heard her exclaim "not again".  I immediately knew it was Dr. J calling to say he won the SOTD for the fifth time.  I knew we were due for a winner but not Dr. J again.  This just isn't right.  Anyway I told him the following:

1. Before any payouts I wanted signed, notarized affidavits from all witnesses.
2. The dice were to be turned over to the Ohio Gaming Commission for inspection.  There have been allegations of loading.
3. He was also being put on triple secret probation since double secret probation hadn't worked.
4. And finally a 1099 would be forth coming.  Also backup withholding of 20% would be made from the payout.

I figure after all this took place it would be 180 days before any money changed hands.  He didn't seem to be phased by any of this and responded with a sick chuckle.  Some winners have no shame.

LTG has been appointed legal counsel for the SOTD.  He will handle all affidavits and document notarization.  Also he would be responsible for any depositions and interrogations of involved parties.  He agreed to keep his notary seal and stamp in his locker.

I hope Dr J thinks was all worth it for $59.00

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